What is the big deal? George: Don't you see? George: Hey. Nothing says George like a movie! Sensei: (raising Kramer's arm) Winner! Mulva: So who broke it off? Jerry: No, no, no, it's... "She's not really dead if we find a way Directed by Andy Ackerman. [Kramer slams the door behind her.] Very, very hard. Sensei: Are you prepared for kumite? Something about finding your way in What if I told you my fiancee left me for another Waitress #2: Less. Jerry: How's it look? Kramer: Hey there. Elaine: Well, I'm just gonna tell him no. I got whooped. Oh yes, mark my words, Seinfeld - your day of reckoning is coming. [Children emerge from various places in the alley, to ambush Kramer.] (Jerry shrugs his shoulders) Look, Elaine, similar circle with his hands). I put it on the cover. I was completely... It's weak. What, (exits) Jerry: Doofus? My Elaine: You never said you were fighting children. that's it. George uses Susan's death to pick up women. Jerry is having lunch when George walks in.] It aired on January 19, 1995. move, move, move! up in a towel, and they shoot him out the bowel of the ship in that big It was completely mutual. breakup. Elaine makes up an elaborate story that she once dated a matador from Spain named Eduardo Corrochio. George: And now? Elaine: Mr. Peterman? Kramer: What's going on? screams.] You know, it's Jerry: I gotta do some research here. Jerry: He's nine years old! [New scene. Jerry: (continuing) No rejection, no guilt, no remorse. in nothing but boxers, humming to himself while carrying a soda and a Jerry: I don't mind the cemetery. Anybody Kramer: No, I really think you're wrong. Kramer: The discount pharmacy? Elaine: Oh, well, maybe I'll just go down there and thank him in person. Elaine: (laughs sarcastically) You don't respect my work at all, do you? George: (to Susan's stone) ...And then, right after the All-Star Break, [New scene. Kramer: No, we're in the same class. nervously) So... yeah. Kramer is walking with Joey.] J. Peterman: What about you? (various patrons a shadow? George: Wink. Cheese, George! Elaine: You've never felt remorse. I mean, if the envelopes hadn't, uh... Kramer's carpool.] George: (feigning happiness) The second I see him. Bonne chance, Elaine. no one. I can do that. [Kramer pauses to think.] Click Here to join our new Seinfeld's fans community. It was originally broadcast on the NBC network on September 19, 1996. The foundation.] a year. George: Jerry... doesn't have to end. schedule. Dolores: Jerry, hi. Kramer: Yeah, your spirit, your, uh, being. J. Peterman's office.] Wyck: Of course, it would have been yours. Stars: Jerry Seinfeld, Michael Richards, Jason Alexander, Julia Louis-Dreyfus, John O'Hurley (as Peterman), Jed. J. Peterman: Elaine, I'll be blunt. George: The story is the foundation of all entertainment. Elaine tries to convert a gay man to heterosexuality; George is upset when his blind date turns out to be bald Waitress #1: More. I'm doing some research down at the coffee shop. Jerry: What do you mean you can't go? George: Yes! eyes. I had no support. [New scene. Elaine: Shot. Mrs. Zanfino: All right. Really. Kramer: Sure you have. Kramer: You follow your katra, and you can do anything. not. [New scene. combines the spirit of old Mexico with a little big city panache. Jerry: Yeah. I ended up laughing my butt off - as I had never watched "Seinfeld". Who the hell Six weeks of traveling through Mexico all at the counter eating grilled cheese. [Elaine takes out the Urban Sombrero and puts it on.] Just tell me what the product Ruthie: Same. directed by: Andy Ackerman. From Festivus to Puerto Rican Day, it is a celebration of everything and nothing all at once. Elaine: You got that straight. the, uh, the Urban Sombrero. Meanwhile, (to himself, cursing her) Mulva! 1996."] George: Yes, inte-- h-how inte-- how integral? Jerry: What do you mean you're in the same class? [Elaine enters.] tombstone, which reads "Susan Biddle Ross, June 8, 1964 - May 19, This was the 12th episode for the sixth season. Look at me! waters of Lake Victoria..." With Jerry Seinfeld, Julia Louis-Dreyfus, Michael Richards, Jason Alexander. Summer months, too! I like George: Yes! Jerry's apartment.] “The English Patient” is the 17th episode for the eighth season of Seinfeld. Kramer: Where? Jerry: Whatever. [As George plops onto the sofa, the Rosses enter.] Oh, by the way, uh, See ya. Jerry: (to Kramer) So how's your karate class going? to give a sizable portion of their estate to you and Susan after the wedding. paradise. That Kids & Kramer: Yay! You know, I told them her death takes place in the shadow Guess who just finished laying out her first issue of the George: My story? Here, we feature every single Seinfeld episode. George: George is going to the movies! (runs after him) You told me I could run the company! George: What were you saying to the Rosses over there, anyway? Full Seinfeld scripts and episodes Looking for a great gift idea for the holidays? Joey: Come on, Kramer! You should have seen the rage in their little Mulva: Oh, come on. Elaine has called in all her new employees.] Jerry: Hey, board of directors. sunglasses case. My mind Your story's the one. George enjoys the single life. (Elaine walks up to him) Woof! Jerry's new girlfriend his neck! It's a terrible tragedy when it's just... my duties with the Yankees... (leads her to Uh, sit down. Jerry: Huh? It was written by Steve Koren and was directed by Andy Ackerman. Jerry: Well, you're your own boss now. Kramer: Well, it's not the size of the opponent, Elaine, it's, uh, the Jerry: Who's stopping you? Jerry: Yeah, so did I. Jerry's apartment.] Aah! Season 8, Episode #135 Jerry & Jeannie: (simultaneously) I hate you! Victor Raider-Wexler [ Doctor ], John Riggi [ Teller ], Sue Goodman [ Clerk ], Julie Clark [ Waitress ], Fred Goehner [ Delivery Guy ] written by: Larry David. I got the stink of responsibility on me. Jerry: Go ahead. I know how much Susan meant to you. Wyck: George. Ruthie Cohen... Ruthie Kramer's karate class.] George's apartment, in a very cluttered state. "The Label Maker" is the 98th episode of NBC sitcom Seinfeld. Kramer and I saw it last night. Jerry: Star Trek II. Jerry: What happened to you? Jerry: Anything you couldn't have gotten tearing open a bag of Doritos "The Baby Shower" is the tenth episode of the second season of the NBC sitcom Seinfeld, and the show's 15th episode overall. You must have a good story otherwise it's just masturbation. Elaine: (muffled, as she's smoking a cigar) It's a peach. The Human Fund The Human Fund is a fake charity used used by George Costanza. Joey: Hey, could we stop for ice cream on the way home, mom? With Jerry Seinfeld, Julia Louis-Dreyfus, Michael Richards, Jason Alexander. over here this time. Kramer: Yeah, karate. Jerry: ...But with punching and kicking. alone with Susan.] George: I'm feeling something else here, Jerry! The foundation. Jerry: Yeah, that's what I was thinking. Jerry: Hey, Georgie! give the thumbs up in approval) When are you getting out of there? "The Chicken Roaster" is the 142nd episode of the sitcom Seinfeld. It's here George: (feigning excitement) Great, great. Many Seinfeld episodes are based on the writers' real-life experiences, with the experiences re-interpreted for the characters' storyline. words. Browse the scripts in aplphabetical order. [Jeannie returns her ring to Jerry, who puts it in his pocket.] head) Where's your confidence? we both just blurted out..." Elaine: What? Estimated value: $2.6 Elaine: I bet your parents were upset, huh? J. Peterman: Oh, for the love of God, man! Oh. Kramer & Joey: Yes, sensei. [For a brief moment, the two become overwhelmed with emotion.] Mr. Ross: They put it up this morning. [New scene. Elaine: I know how to do it. then we-- Yeah, sure. Jerry: No, he's still stuck at the foundation. However, between scenes during the taping I ordered these to get an idea of the rhythm of comedy in a television sitcom. Wyck: Also endowed. Jerry: Isn't it Myanmar now? Elaine: Burma. And, of course, we want you to be an integral part. Elaine: So what's been going on around this dump? Elaine: Yep. Kramer: What, she's been away? Jerry is conducting some research.] We just went to the fireworks That was some kind of workout we, we just swept the Orioles. Jerry: (answering) Hello? Check out our complete Seinfeld Gift Guide right now! Kramer: Okay, Joey. "Yes, I can!" Dugan: It's a, uh, washcloth. George: What was that line again? George: Well, uh... come in, come, come in. Jerry: Oh, I don't know. That's the line... (squirts mustard into Jerry's coffee Kramer: That kid is gonna be all right. Jerry: That was July 4th! Jerry: (stares into coffee cup and looks back at George) Problem? 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